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Halloween Chili
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1 1/4 Pounds ground goblin gizzards (ground beef 15%
fat)
- 1 Medium eye of Cyclops (onion)
- 1 15 Oz. Can soft shelled beetles (kidney beans)
- 1 28 Oz. Can blood of bat (V-8 juice)
- 1/8 Teaspoon pureed wasp (prepared mustard)
- 1/4 Teaspoon common dried weed (oregano)
- 1 Dash Redtailed hawk toenails (crushed red
pepper)
- 2 Teaspoons ground sumac blossom (chili powder)
- 1 Teaspoon hemlock (honey or sugar)
- 1/2 Cup fresh grubs (sliced celery)
- 1 Tablespoon eye of Newt (pearled barley)
- 1 Tablespoon dried maggots (uncooked rice)
- Water from a stagnant pond (tap water)
- Brown the gizzards
- add chopped eye of cyclops and
simmer until the pieces of eye become translucent
- add blood of bat
and soft shelled beetles, bring to a slow bubbling boil.
- add
the common weed, maggots, toenails, sumac, grubs, hemlock, eye of newt and
the pureed wasp.
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